Massive Erections: A Poetic Journey Through Engineering’s Hardest Feats (Cancelled Children’s Books for Adults)

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Meet Wille, a spry construction engineer with an eye for the world’s most awe-inspiring erections. He’s ready, with a gentle, guiding hand, to thrust us into a poetic journey through history’s most riveting, jaw-dropping, and monstrous constructions. From the ancient wonders of Egypt to the soaring heights of Dubai, Willie inserts us deep into the stories behind these man-made conceptions. With wit, charm, and years of hands-on expertise, he exposes the tales of humanity’s enduring quest to build higher, thicker, stronger, longer, more pulsating, engorged, and shinier erections to impress men and women worldwide.

Bridges, towers, canals, and even out-of-this-world erections await your discovery. Whether it’s the Great Wall of China’s reacharound a bend or the seductive domes of the Taj Mahal touching your virgin eyeballs, Willie’s poetic narratives seduce and educate, making engineering marvels more relatable than the birds and the bees (WTF is that all about anyway?)

From the Publisher

Introducing the ‘Cancelled Children’s Books’ series – where every page is a potential scandal waiting to erupt! Dive into whimsical tales of boating blunders, construction conundrums, culinary capers, and “handsy” activities all wrapped in cheeky innuendos that’ll have you going balls deep with your reading choices. Perfect for those with a wicked sense of humor or a frenemy in need of a ‘thoughtful’ gift. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, raised eyebrows, and a sudden urge to delete your social media. Read responsibly and make sure to send the whole series to your best friends, family, and definitely your enemies!

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Subject Matter
Family Activities History of Construction A Nautical Fairy Tale Learning the Alphabet A Food Filled Love Story Family Activities

Comedy Format
Prose Limerick Limerick Limerick Limerick Prose

Pages
45 45 27 63 34 37

Author
Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman Jack M. Offman

Illustrator
Amanda E. Tass Anita V. Gina Anita V. Gina Phil A. Sheeyo Ivana U. Tulik Amanda E. Tass

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ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0CKGT67CN
Publisher ‏ : ‎ Independently published (October 4, 2023)
Language ‏ : ‎ English
Paperback ‏ : ‎ 45 pages
ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 979-8861731010
Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 4.7 ounces
Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 8.5 x 0.11 x 8.5 inches